I sexually identify as a tazer. Ever since i was a little boy I dreamed of joining SWAT and tazing OP criminals in Blueberry. People say to me that becoming a tazer is impossible and that i'm fucking retarded but i don't care, i'm getting arrests. I'm having a plastic surgeon install 2 tazers instead of my arms and an unlimited supply of tazer ammo on my body. From now on i want you guys to call me "Tazer" and respect my right to taze criminals from 50 meters away. If you can't accept who i am then you're a tazerphobe and need to check your tazer privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
