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-Possible provocation from an independent journalist?
-Terrorists find their way to San Andreas!
Possible provocation from an independent journalist?
Yesterday at 11:11 AM an independent journalist named Al44.D~ posted an article denouncing Fatass Gazette. The journalist presented easy-to-break arguments, precisely our prototype logo wich was never meant to be used. Our Right Hand Journalist comments; "This is a big, decaying pile of bull-crap!" - Juan Pedro. Why was this done? We suspect that article was written only because of jealousy.
Terrorists find their way to San Andreas!
For the last three days, a lot of masked men with weapons were sighted near Las Venturas and Las Venturas Desert. We suspect those are terrorists, The San Andreas State Administration thinks so as well, so they decided to mobilize our local military unit at Area 69. Are terrorists a possible threat to San Andreas?
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